Random Quotes You're pretty close to perfect when you're standing next to me. Melodie Kelly One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one. Ann Landers I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers That's the second fiance to check that ring away. You'd be better off buying a boomerang! Blanche Hunt (Coronation Street) I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill